Giving thanks in 2020

As the Thanksgiving holiday is nearly upon us its time for me to take a moment out of my schedule and typical routine of being stressed about work (and money) and comment on what I'm thankful for. Here goes:

• I'm thankful for Allopurinol, a prescription medicine that helps prevent debilitating gout attacks in my joints, specifically my toes, knees, elbows and feet. 
  
•  I'm thankful that my cat "Sissy" is potty trained and, about 99% of the time, answers the call of nature in her litterbox and nowhere else.
• I'm thankful for dark roast coffee, which helps me snap out of my typical morning funks upon getting out of bed to go to work.
• I'm thankful that I can work in 2020, especially given the situation in the United States(and abroad) with COVID-19 (aka the coronavirus).
• I'm thankful for naproxen, an OTC drug that helps me manage my pain from arthritis.
• I'm thankful for food delivery services like GRUBHUB, DOORDASH and UBER EATS which allow me to have food delivered to my residence when I don't feel like cooking.
• I'm thankful for Amazon, an online business in which I can order a wide range of products including many things I use for work.
•  I'm thankful that there are still some people who post at my internet message board MONSTERLAND FORUMS.
• I'm thankful for my smartphone (an iPhone 8 plus), a valuable tool in my trade (lawn maintenance).
• I'm thankful for online savings accounts (I have two) which offer much better interest rates than the typical "brick and mortar" banks(like Wells Fargo or Bank Of America)
• I'm thankful for smart TVs - on mine(a 55" Hisense ultra hi def model) I can watch any number of free channels including YouTube, a channel I especially like for its documentary content.
  
• Finally, I'm thankful that I still have my sanity and overall health, both in enough quantity in order to work and make a living while staying out of discussions with others regarding religion and politics.
  

Dead reckoning: THE OBLONG BOX (1969)

To get my "Hammer Film" horror movie "fix" every Halloween isn't enough for me: I also indulge in watching numerous horror films starring the incomparable Vincent Price. I managed to watch THE OBLONG BOX, produced by AIP and released theatrically in 1969.

Set in 1865 England, aristocrat Edward Markham, while on a trip to Africa, is tortured by a local African tribe, Markham's face left horribly mutilated. Julian Markham, Edward's brother (played by Vincent Price), rescues his brother from his tribal captors and returns to England with his disfigured brother. Julian locks away Edward in an upstairs room but eventually Edward escapes his captivity with revenge on his mind . . . (no other spoilers)

You'll find murder, voodoo rituals and skullduggery in THE OBLONG BOX. It's also the only film in which Vincent Price and Christopher Lee, who stars in many "Hammer" film horror movies, appear together in the same movie. Christopher Lee plays town doctor "Newhartt" in THE OBLONG BOX. 

I own the DVD but will upgrading to the Blu Ray in early 2021.

A trailer:

The witching hour: THE CONQUEROR WORM (1968)

As part of my Comcast cable television package I have, besides Turner Classic Movies, numerous decent alternative movie channels which show films without commercial interruption. Among these is Screenpix and I happened upon a movie I hadn't seen in many years: THE CONQUEROR WORM. This is the AIP title and which was originally released as "WITCHFINDER GENERAL", a 1968 British & American production between Tigon Films and AIP(American International Pictures). 

The Conqueror Worm takes place in 1645 England during the English civil war. A lawyer named "Matthew Hopkins" has anointed himself witch hunter and prowls the English countryside with his brutish assistant interrogating, torturing and eventually murdering anyone and everyone who is suspected of witchcraft and/or Satanic possession. Vincent Price brings to life "Matthew Hopkins" in all his cruel, sadistic glory but also makes a sworn enemy in a young English soldier named "Richard Marshall"(played by Ian Ogilvy). Hopkins has tortured the young soldier's lovely fiancee and murdered her father and English "Roundhead" soldier Richard Marshall, understandably enraged, sets out to track down Matthew Hopkins and kill him. (no other spoilers). 

Any horror movie fan who hasn't seen THE CONQUEROR WORM (1968) should do so if for no other reason than to watch Vincent Price at work. There are some scenes of gore and torture violence in this film that, while they pale in comparison to present day horror gore meat grinder movies, are still disturbing to watch. This movie is available on both DVD and Blu Ray.

A trailer:

Back from the dead and a post Halloween hangover

I've been mostly inactive on the internet except for Facebook for the past eleven months. A lot of that is due to my busy schedule as a self employed lawn maintenance contractor and gardener...and also because I got a bad case of "internet fatigue" and online burnout. I am absolutely going to continue to abstain from discussing politics and/or religion on the internet and that includes this blog as well as my internet message board Monsterland Forums. Monsterland Forums, aka "Monsterland Asylum", is still active albeit with only a half dozen members (including myself) posting there. This message board, formerly formatted in Zetaboards, was transformed to a Tapatalks message board. I don't like Tapatalks but I am thankful Monsterland Forums wasn't deleted. I started it way back on January 29, 2006 and while it isn't nearly as active as it used to be(up until 20009 when Facebook took over) I still like the fact it's still here and has a following of sorts.

I dread November as it signals the start of my "leaf seasons" which are mostly large scale leaf clean ups on my properties. I also dislike November because I always suffer from a kind of post Halloween "hangover". Halloween is one of the few times during each year when I take time to slow down a little and use "All Hallows Eve" as an excuse to watch horror movies, consume pumpkin spice flavored coffee and also pumpkin flavored pop tarts. This year was no different in that regard and movies I ALWAYS watch in October were viewed again including: THE BEAST WITHIN(1982), PIT AND THE PENDULUM(1961), DIE MONSTER! DIE!(1965), HORROR OF DRACULA(1958) and HOUSE OF WAX(1953).

I'm going to "restart" this blog and see about about maintaining at least some sort of regular activity here.

Yongary(1999) amateur documentary

Evan "G2KMaster" Brehany has finally released an amateur documentary he's been working on for many years about the 1999 Korean kaiju film Yonggary 2000, aka "Reptilian". I always use this blog to promote the work of others whenever I can. Click on the video below to watch Evan's work:

Giving thanks in 2019

As another Thanksgiving holiday is upon us it's time for me to ramble about things and/or people I'm thankful for so without further ado:

• I'm thankful for online savings accounts...which give my money the ability to earn at least some kind of interest since my regular bank savings account does not.
• I'm thankful for smart TVs, specifically mine which enables me to watch YouTube and other streaming channels when I'm bored and/or disgusted with my cable TV viewing options...which is sadly quite often now. 
• I'm thankful for budget reading glasses that I can buy at a grocery store or pharmacy as it saves me from having to spend hundreds of dollars at an eye-wear retailer.
• I'm thankful that I can still work, even if I find myself taking "Aleve" a little more often than I like to take the edge off the pain in my joints.
• I'm thankful for "zero turn" riding mowers of which I own two now, which allow me to mow large properties without the wear and tear on my knees that using a walk behind mower would create.
• I'm thankful for allopurinol, a drug which helps prevent gout flare ups and gout attacks in my joints.
• I'm thankful for the small group of people (including myself) who participate in the forums at my 13 year old internet message board, Monsterland Forums (aka Monsterland Asylum).
• I'm thankful for my smart phone, an iPhone 8 plus which helps me stay organized and serves as a reliable communication tool between me and my (lawn maintenance) customers
•  I'm thankful for Amazon Prime as the majority of merchandise I order from Amazon is delivered much more quickly.
• I'm thankful for eBay where I can find kaiju and superhero(and super villain) toys at reasonable prices to help broaden my growing collection of toys and action figures.
• I'm thankful for scented, all natural bar soap (which I order off Amazon) which leaves me feeling clean out of the shower and not like I just bathed with laundry detergent.
• I'm thankful for classic "Hammer" horror movies which I watch regularly.
• I'm finally thankful that I've never gotten caught up in the materialism of Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays overall.

Bite me: THE BRIDES OF DRACULA (1960)

As I do every year the last week of October and including Halloween (October 31st), I binge watch horror movies. There is a variation some years as to what I watch and this year is no exception. I watched a Hammer Films produced horror movie that I hadn't seen in many years: THE BRIDES OF DRACULA, originally released in January, 1960. The film's cast includes Peter Cushing, Freda Jackson, David Peel and gorgeous Yvonne Monlaur.

Dracula is nowhere to be found in THE BRIDES OF DRACULA...but a young baron who has inherited the vampire affliction, after escaping home confinement (his mother has him chained inside a room inside a huge castle), sets about doing what Dracula and vampires in general typically do: terrorize folks and bite them in order to spread their "disease". If vampirism is in fact a disease then Dr. Gabriel Van Helsing is the cure and Peter Cushing reprises his role as the vampire hunter-killer "Van Helsing" (he began the role in 1958's Horror Of Dracula).

THE BRIDES OF DRACULA (1960) can be found for sale on both DVD and Blu Ray as part of respective box sets that feature other classic Hammer horror films. I have both sets and they're fantastic. Here's a link to the Blu Ray set: Hammer 8-film collection

A trailer:

When the lights go out: THE DARK(1979)

Every now and then while I'm browsing Amazon Prime Video, I'll randomly pick a movie I've never seen before and watch it. Since we're in October I figured I'd check out a horror film and the one I decided on was THE DARK, originally released to theaters in 1979. Tobe Hooper, who directed horror meat-grinders The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1974) and Eaten Alive(1976), was the original director for THE DARK but John Cardos later stepped in and took over directorial duties.

This film's plot is fairly straight forward: someone or something (and not surprisingly it turns out to be non human) begins a bloody rampage on the streets of Los Angeles at night, killing in grisly and gruesome fashion, many of the victims getting their heads ripped off. The police, including a hard bitten and world weary detective, are clueless as to who (or what) is doing the killings. As pressure from the mayor, a local female reporter joins local law enforcement in the search for the killer. How would I describe the killer? Definitely extraterrestrial but walks like a grown man, has the face of the Frankenstein monster and a hostile, angry growl that is part human with irritable bowel syndrome and part something else altogether. The creature killer also has glowing eyes that can emit lethal, laser like energy beams which annihilate anyone unfortunate to be hit by them.

The cast includes William Devane, Richard Jaeckel, Cathy Lee Crosby and Keenan Wynn. Code Red released 1000 copies of this film on Blu Ray(Region 0/widescreen) and I've found Blu Rays of this movie on eBay BUT they are pricey since the Blu Ray release of THE DARK was limited. DVDs can be bought on Amazon of this film but they're in full frame(1:33.1) aspect ratio and look about as good as the full frame version I watched on Amazon Video which wasn't really that good. Any horror and/or sci-fi fan who hasn't seen THE DARK(1979) should check it out. It's not great but it is much better than I expected.

An HD trailer:

A howling good time: short werewolf film based on the 'Morbach monster"

Brad's Battle Maps

I'd like to give a "shout out" to Brad Barrett and his website Brad's Battle Maps. Brad, a native of New Zealand, enjoys drawing maps of historical battles and is quite good at it. His website includes a catalog of all the maps he's drawn and which are also for sale. To check out Brad's website, click this link: Brad's Battle Maps